July 2011
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June 2011
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so I forgot I had a tumblr
October 2009
1 post
1905's Green Lantern - Amazing Gin Drink →
(via foggyspub)
July 2009
16 posts
These bots have no ethnicity. →
I saw a Totoro! →
See where America's money goes →
For display purposes only
In the deli downstairs, there’s a tiny bottle of Aristocrat rum on display that’s only 3/4 full. Next to unopened bottles of Trader Joe’s sparkling lemonades.
Mangagement
Hilarious dinner conversation: should women get men engagement gifts?
Transformers 2
SPOILERISH I GUESS.
If it’s such a big deal that Autobots and Decepticon can turn into GM vehicles and hide in plain sight, then why does no one freak out that a Decepticon can transform into a hot chick? It should be kind of a big deal.
No texting while driving in Virginia →
“I love Ra Ra Riot!
Pitchfork: TV: Ra Ra Riot on “Cemetery Gates”,...”
– pitchforkmedia
Disturbing →
Pitchfork track reviews definitely help me get... →
June 2009
3 posts
“And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty...”
– Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
April 2009
1 post
my car won't start :(
it is either:
1. the battery is dead/dying/being a huge bitch (most likely)
2. the car no longer recognizes my key as the correct one (lame but it happens!)
3. it is the end of days
4. my car has suddenly developed a fear of working properly
5. my car missed my dad and wanted to get him out here instead of letting him enjoy his day off (also likely)
6. my car wishes me to miss attending an...
March 2009
2 posts
1 tag
Welcome to Hibernation!
Ese Jota’s potential fake restaurant roles & responsibilities…
Tressa - Communication Manager
Scott - Distribution Coordinator
Courtney - Hostess with the Mostess/Crisis Management
Kyle - Floor Manager/Recruiter
Kelly - Fundraiser
Ryan - Live Entertainment
Sarah - Wedding Coordinator
Rick - Bouncer
Aubrey - Waitress/Staff Manager
Ben - Live Entertainment
Rachel - Live...
2 tags
Pork Tenderloin is the Constant
Jason: Okay, so I accidentally tripped and turned the wheel on the island and went into the future one week. While there, I learned about a few things that happened during this coming week :
1) While arguing a kickball call, Ben took a kickball to the face and lost his remaining sight
2) Someone yelled "fire" at 40s night and Emily frantically knocked over everyone's drinks, smiling while doing it
3) Matt was pressured into purchasing all of the songs we do not currently have on Rockband
4) Zach finds out that the secret ingredient in Balvenie 12year scotch is baby orphan blood, but says "its the orphans' fault for having such delicious blood"
5) Kate learned that her class size would grow to 210 developmentally challenged students come Monday
6) While trying to top her ice cream sampler idea from last week, Tressa did a hard-boiled egg sampler and was met with mixed reviews
7) Instead of watching new episodes of Lost, 30 rock, and The Office, Aubrey successfully lobbies for all of us to watch a 5 hour CSI marathon. She is never spoken to again.
8) I make a delicious Pan-roasted pork tenderloin with mango salsa that is the hit of 40 night. Everyone screams my praises from the rooftops.
Long story short, i will be making said pork tenderloin with roasted potatoes this week. And thanks to the island's magic powers, i already know you will enjoy it.
Tressa: Just incase Aubs doesn't work out, Kate would you mind sending me one of your 210 kids to pick me up? I figured with that many, someone would show up!
Kate: Yeah- they will arrive by tricycle.
Matt: I just had a horrifying Lost-esque flashforward to a time when hundreds of children are riding through the streets of Ballston causing accidents and various havoc as a result of their misguided vigor, laughing as if all the chaos is just a game. And then it ended and I was sitting back at my desk. Guys, I think the island wants us to go back.
Me: I was there too! I didn't see you but I did find out that stickers are the future form of currency. It's terrifying, but I had some awesome Lisa Frank stickers on me at the time, which actually meant I was filthy rich.