Jason:
Okay, so I accidentally tripped and turned the wheel on the island and went into the future one week. While there, I learned about a few things that happened during this coming week :
1) While arguing a kickball call, Ben took a kickball to the face and lost his remaining sight
2) Someone yelled "fire" at 40s night and Emily frantically knocked over everyone's drinks, smiling while doing it
3) Matt was pressured into purchasing all of the songs we do not currently have on Rockband
4) Zach finds out that the secret ingredient in Balvenie 12year scotch is baby orphan blood, but says "its the orphans' fault for having such delicious blood"
5) Kate learned that her class size would grow to 210 developmentally challenged students come Monday
6) While trying to top her ice cream sampler idea from last week, Tressa did a hard-boiled egg sampler and was met with mixed reviews
7) Instead of watching new episodes of Lost, 30 rock, and The Office, Aubrey successfully lobbies for all of us to watch a 5 hour CSI marathon. She is never spoken to again.
8) I make a delicious Pan-roasted pork tenderloin with mango salsa that is the hit of 40 night. Everyone screams my praises from the rooftops.
Long story short, i will be making said pork tenderloin with roasted potatoes this week. And thanks to the island's magic powers, i already know you will enjoy it.
Tressa:
Just incase Aubs doesn't work out, Kate would you mind sending me one of your 210 kids to pick me up? I figured with that many, someone would show up!
Kate:
Yeah- they will arrive by tricycle.
Matt:
I just had a horrifying Lost-esque flashforward to a time when hundreds of children are riding through the streets of Ballston causing accidents and various havoc as a result of their misguided vigor, laughing as if all the chaos is just a game. And then it ended and I was sitting back at my desk. Guys, I think the island wants us to go back.
Me:
I was there too! I didn't see you but I did find out that stickers are the future form of currency. It's terrifying, but I had some awesome Lisa Frank stickers on me at the time, which actually meant I was filthy rich.
